Pope Francis Says He Will Baptize Aliens

Calm down, calm down. We haven’t actually been contacted by extraterrestrial life, but its good news to you space cowboys out there. If aliens did come to Earth, Pope Francis said on Monday, that he would ‘Baptize them, if they asked’. I’m sure the first thing aliens want to do when they land is convert.

On a serious note, a Vatican astronomer said the same thing back in 2010 saying, ”Any entity – no matter how many tentacles it has – has a soul.” Except gingers. Gingers still don’t have souls.



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