An unnamed Florida woman was getting a little too friendly with Fido. It’s always Florida. All weird news stories originate from Florida.
The 24-year-old woman who wanted to feed her beloved pup was seen wearing a red t-shirt that was half pulled up. She was cradling the dog with her left hand and feeding the pup with her right breast. How…appetizing.
Why did she think this was an O.K. thing to do?
When police asked the woman, she claimed that she found the pup, abandoned, and felt that she needed to feed it. Luckily, she had a child 3 months prior to finding the pup, so she was able to produce milk for the little guy.
The woman has not been charged, but she will have the fact that she breast fed a dog over her head for the rest of her life.