Man Tries to Break into ex-girlfriends house – Gets stuck in chimney

Not everyone is cut out to be Santa.

The man, for his own dignity, has renamed unnamed by the press. The man in question was rescued by firefighters early in the morning after he became stuck in his ex-girlfriend’s chimney. Authorities say he was trying to break into his girlfriend’s house after a family dispute.

The man suffered mild injuries, despite almost making it to the bottom of the chimney. I think the worst part about this whole ordeal is that he was so close to the bottom. But, at some point, he realized “Goddamnit I’m not going to make it.” 

Did he call for the help, or did his former lover realize that there was a man stuck in her chimney?

Firefighters had to dismantle the entire chimney in order to rescue him. Despite this, no criminal charges have been filed.

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