Man tries to rob store armed with rock

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

On Saturday night, Chad Simon, a 42-year-old with a serious drug problem needed money so he could get his next fix. He walked into a convenience store to buy beer and some candy, but when he got to the counter he pulled a rock out of his pocket and said he would hit the cashier if he didn’t give him all the money in the register.


Police say that the video evidence shows Chad Simon reach over the counter and grabbing $75 from the register. The manager, not wanting to get robbed, grabbed his trusty wooden stick and hit Simon until he ran away.

Chad had a rock, the Manager had wood, and we can now see why paper beats rock.

Simon was quickly apprehended by police.




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One Response to Man tries to rob store armed with rock

  1. Brittius says:

    Be careful where you point that thing – it might go off.


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