Spider-man statue removed from South Korean playground because it has a GIGANTIC boner

Spider-Man does whatever a spider can. 

A recently erected Spider-Man statue in a South Korean mall, created by artist Eunsuk Yoo is going to be taken down because it’s causing quite the fuss. After nearly a year of being hung on the wall, the statue is to be taken down, and the artist feels like he may have gotten shafted.

Dick puns aside, why did he think this statue was a good idea?

The statue was built near the mall’s playground, so it could overlook the children with his massive erection. In hindsight, that probably wasn’t the most appropriate spot to put a statue with a giant penis.

For the statues entire life, it was pretty much unnoticed because it was so high up on the shopping centre. Since it has been noticed, almost everyone has asked Why is there a giant penis looking down on my children?

Spider-Man’s erection lasted for more than a year, so it’s best that he takes some time off to see a doctor.

The artist responsible for this artistic piece that ruins my childhood says he will “reach out to the public with a better work next time.”

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