Retired US Marine claims he spent 17 years on MARS protecting five human colonies from Martians

Not only are there 5 human colonies on Mars but there are aliens too. At least, according to retired officer, Captain Kaye there is.

Captain Kaye claims to have served in a top secret space fleet run by a multinational organization named “The Earth Defense Force.” It would sound so bad ass if it was actually true.

In testimony, Captain Kaye even stated that he was trained to fly three different types of space fighters and three bombers. Sounds convincing.

Captain Kaye says after 20 years of duty he described a retirement ceremony that took place on the moon which he claims was presided over by VIPs including ex-defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld.

Captain Kaye’s story sounds like something right out of a science fiction movie. Is it true, or is it false?

It’s almost definitely made up. Donald Rumsfeld is 81-years-old. How the hell is he getting to the moon? His brittle bones would turn to dust while trying to exit the Earth’s atmosphere.

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