Republican Candidate is Convinced his Opponent is DEAD and Using a Body Double!

And to think people think politics are boring

Republican candidate Timothy Ray Murray believes that his opponent in the congressional Republican primary, Frank Lucas, was executed three years ago and is being represented by a body double. Timothy Murray genuinely believes his opponent was replaced by a “robot look-alike” or body double in the Republican primary, and is going to challenge the decision.

Murray only won 5.2% of the vote, while Frank Lucas (or a Frank Lucas look alike) won 82.8% of the vote.

While informing the public that Frank Lucas was executed and replaced with a robot, Murray took the courtesy to inform reporters and voters that he, was not a body-double. That’s exactly what a body double would say.

“I, Timothy Ray Murray, am a human, born in Oklahoma, and obtained and continue to fully meet the requirements to serve as U.S. Representative when honored to so. I will never use a look alike to replace my (The Office’s) message to you or to anyone else, as both the other Republican Challengers have,” he said.

Frank Lucas has responded to these allegations by saying, “Many things have been said about me, said to me in the course of all my campaigns. This is the first time I’ve ever been accused of being a body double or a robot.”

So you don’t deny it? 

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