The most exciting part about this story is the headline.
21-Year-old Alyssa Ferraro was arrested and charged with domestic violence-related simple assault after she slapped her boyfriend in the face.
The reason Alyssa slapped her boyfriend in the face is because the young couple became angry, agitated, and started to argue with one another after playing a long game of Monopoly. It’s always Monopoly, isn’t it?
The boyfriend wasn’t injured, which almost makes you wonder why he decided to call the police in the first place. Most people would just let it go, because you know, it’s just a slap. But maybe he felt threatened, maybe she had done it many times before, or maybe he’s just a sissy.