Woman Asks Judge To Approve Divorce Because of Husband’s Large Penis

He’s both proud and ashamed of his genitals. 

Nigerian woman Aisha Dannupawa asked courts last week to dissolve her one-week old marriage. She said that her husband, Ali Maizinari, had too large of a manhood for her to handle.

The woman said that the first time her and her husband had sex, “the experience was a nightmare. Instead of enjoying the sex, it turned out to be something else, because his penis was too big,” she told the court.

The woman complained to her mother about her bedroom troubles, and her mother responded by handing her some medication and told her that she needed to endure and that with time, she would be able to cope with his abnormally large penis.

According to Aisha, the couple had sex again, but again, it was “too much to bear” and the couple concluded that no drug in the world could help their sex life or their marriage.

Her husband, Maizinari, did not deny the accusation that he has a large penis (because who the hell would) and he told courts that if the money spent during the courtship and his dowry was returned, he would agree to divorce the woman after just a week of marriage.

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