Florida Man Wearing ‘I Have Drugs’ T-Shirt Arrested On Drug Possession Charges

He probably shouldn’t have put his occupation on his t-shirt like that.

50-Year-old John Balmer, from Spring Hill Florida, has been arrested on drug possession charges, but he probably wishes that he was wearing a different t-shirt at the time of his arrest.

According to police, Balmer was wearing a t-shirt that read, “WHO NEEDS DRUGS,” in big bold letters. In smaller letters, his shirt said, “No, seriously, I have drugs.”

For most people, this would be one of those shirts that is funny when you see it in a store, so you buy it, but then it becomes a tacky purchase so you slowly rotate it into your pajama shirt cycle.

While checking out at Kmart, Balmer caught the attention of a police officer. Balmer tried to hand off a bag of drugs to another person in the store, but when the officer entered the store, Balmer put the bag on the ground.

I guess he wore the shirt so that his customers would know how to find him.


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