When people talk about dreaming of a white picket fence… this isn’t what they mean.
32-Year-old Eliodoro Estala of Austin Texas faces a misdemeanor charge of indecent exposure after his neighbor caught him having sex with his fence.
Estala was seen urinating on the fence between their property, reports The Austin American-Statesman. He then started to undress himself, put his mouth on the chain-link fence, stick out his tongue, and start to have sex with the fence.
Naturally, he had to seduce the fence before he started to make love to it. He’s a romantic.
The neighbor took photos and videos on her cellphone of the incident and showed them to police.
Authorities say that Estala appeared to be intoxicated.
Bartender, I’ll have one of what he’s having.