McDonald’s Conveniently Tests All-Day Breakfast On 4/20

Someone's getting a raise. San Diego potheads rejoiced today when it was announced that at select McDonald's locations, you can buy items from the breakfast menu at any time of the day. This made it convenient for stoners, who still wanted to catch a snooze, to enjoy their favorite McDonald's munchies on a day that many … Continue reading McDonald’s Conveniently Tests All-Day Breakfast On 4/20

Man Caught Trying To Have Sex With Tree

Birches be crazy.  Kenneth Crowder, 41, was arrested for trying to have sex with a tree, and assaulting a police officer. Kenneth was seen by the local police running naked through a neighborhood, all the while yelling that he was God. It wasn't long after that he was spotted trying to have sex with a … Continue reading Man Caught Trying To Have Sex With Tree

Android vs iPhone Debate Escalates Into Stabbing And Car Theft

Would you bleed for your phone manufacturer?  Tulsa, Oklahoma - Police responded to an apartment complex around 1:00am on April 17 to investigate at least one report of a bloody person roaming around the parking lot. Upon investigation, police found roommates Jiro Mendez and Elias Ecevo, each distressed. Mendez was the man wandering the parking … Continue reading Android vs iPhone Debate Escalates Into Stabbing And Car Theft

Spree Killer Tries To Carve ‘666’ Into forehead – Accidentally Carves 9s Instead

And they say all serial killers are smart.  28-Year-old Nikko Jenkins is on trial for killing four people over the course of a 10 day killing spree. He says that he committed the murders after receiving instructions from a serpent-god. However, police say that Nikko is just trying to make himself seem insane to avoid … Continue reading Spree Killer Tries To Carve ‘666’ Into forehead – Accidentally Carves 9s Instead

Florida Man Wearing ‘I Have Drugs’ T-Shirt Arrested On Drug Possession Charges

He probably shouldn't have put his occupation on his t-shirt like that. 50-Year-old John Balmer, from Spring Hill Florida, has been arrested on drug possession charges, but he probably wishes that he was wearing a different t-shirt at the time of his arrest. According to police, Balmer was wearing a t-shirt that read, "WHO NEEDS … Continue reading Florida Man Wearing ‘I Have Drugs’ T-Shirt Arrested On Drug Possession Charges